...That I updated this damn thing. It's been since January! And I'm doing great now, by the way.

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Rita (Best buds since middle school... Damn, I need to call him sometime...)

2. What body part do you hate?
Nose. Have you ever heard a good compliment on someone's nose?

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
Kendra Rowe. And many shared that opinion.

4. What was the last gift you received, and who was it from?
An Ubuntu disk, from one of my customers today.

5. What body part do you wash first?
Hair

6. Do you have any piercings and how many?
Nope. Might get 'em one day, though.

7. Do you have any tattoos?
A Ying-Yang paw design on my left upper arm, workin on a design for my right.

8. Is your driveway steep?
For the first foot or so, enough for me to have to slow down or jump it on my bike.

9. What's your favorite flavored condom?
Absolutely no idea. I'd think strawberry or general berry-flavored.

10. Have you ever been tied up?
I do the tying.

11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
My dad finding the floppy of porn still in the computer.

12. What is your favorite animal?
Just one? (Wolf, Dragon, Leopard)

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
Can't even get two dates in the same month.

14. How many times have you been cursed at?
Just today? Bout two dozen. I earned them, though.

15. Which shoe do you put on first?
The middle one.

16. How old are you?
20

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
No, but I'm sure I'll be dragged to one some day. Not that I'll struggle too much.

18. Friends with Benefits?
Lookin forward to it. Polyamory is wonderful.

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
None of them were socially acceptable. And they were all short.


20. What would you like to be complimented on?
My eyes. Sans glasses, they're a really intense shade of blue.

21. Favorite type of porn?
Passionate, believeable, usually girl on girl or a man that focuses on pleasuring the woman with more then just his dick.

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Kendra.

23. Have you ever had a song written about you?
Nope. Though I hope to have "He was a Good Man" apply to me.

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again which would you choose?
You should wash your bed sheets? (yes, I'm kidding.)

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
Yes, them going at it. And being too young to know what they were doing.

26. What was your childhood nickname?
Wartman, due to having a lot on my hands.

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Never, I'm pround to say.

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
Every chance I got, which was none.

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Masturbated. (Hey, with me, you ask, you get an answer)

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Not flexible enough. Wonder how they taste?

31. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookie?
Don't like sweets.

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
Bathroom stuff.

34. Do you like to play with knives?
Every chance I get.

35. Favorite positon?
Cowgirl, doggy. (Hope it didn't mean football)

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
I don't drink.

37. Why are you doing this survey?
Saw it in JaiYiKendra's journal.

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Scrunch

41. Do you have any strange phobias?
Garbage disposals. Seen too many movies where it turns on with someone's hand in there.

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Nope.

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
Drank the root beer. -Awful- stuff. (I don't drink, remember?)

44. Favorite food?
Well-made Tuna Casserole.

45. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?
Nope.

46. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
Nope, caught her, though.

47. Have you ever played twister?
Yes, but it'd be so much more fun now. Accidental positions and such

48. Do you masturbate?
Every night.

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister to be hotter then your date?
It's actually happened every time.

50. How many Bryce's do you know?
Used to know one.

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Yes I know i missed 38 and 40. Feel free to add your own in!